kripke-is-my-king:

blakeliversage:

sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you

(via not-suitable-for-kids)

moriarty:

moriarty:

Goes to Paris

Sees no niggas

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im reading my textposts from last year and im so ashamed

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via yourdickisnotproportionate)